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Rules,
Regulations & Hadith
For
Laughyourheadoff.org's
First International
Islamic Joke and Cartoon Contest
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The
Holger Danske Cartoon Awards By submitting an entry to laughyourheadoff.org
in this
fashion the entrant is giving legal permission to publish the
submission on our website, with the copyright remaining with the
author. There is no guarantee of monetary prizes for any submission.
Entries will be judged according to our standards! |
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The Munch-Nielsen Medal All jokes
submitted in this category must be under 201 words and, most
importantly, be FUNNY, by golly. It must be original (anyone caught
plagiarizing will be beheaded at once). The joke should be related
somehow to Islam. It can be sent as a WORD or
.txt attachment, or in the body of an e-mail, to charlesmartel@laughyourheadoff.org
before June |
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The Esteemed Mr. Bean Essay
All essays submitted
must address the topic "Humor
in the New Testament and the Koran." The maximum number of words is
10,000 and entries must be sent as Word or .txt attachments, or in the
body of an e-mail, to charlesmartel@laughyourheadoff.org
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B. General Rules
The winners will be chosen by eminent
judges to be
picked by laughyourheadoff.org. Or, we may decide a different way
to judge if no eminent judges can be found to volunteer. Any
prize-winnings will depend
on the
amount of money raised to support the contest and might only consist of
publication on laughyourheadoff.org’s website and announcement in a
press release.
By
submitting an entry according to the guidelines the entrant is giving
legal
permission for LYHO to publish the created work to our website, with
copyright
remaining with the author. We are not responsible if some
other
person or entity publishes copyrighted images (steals 'em from here)
without legal permission.
IMP
IMPORTANT LEGAL
NOTICE:
UNLESS OTHERWISE
STIPULATED BY THE
ENTRANT, IN THE E-MAIL CONTAINING THE SUBMISSION, THE AUTHOR IS ALSO
GIVING LAUGHYOURHEADOFF.ORG
(HEREAFTER “LYHO”)THE PERMISSION TO PUBLISH THE WORK, ONCE, IN A BOOK.
THE AUTHOR DOES NOT GIVE UP COPYRIGHT TO HIS OR HER WORK IF IT APPEARS
IN
PRINT, BUT HE OR SHE DOES GIVE UP THE CLAIM TO ANY MONETARY
RENUMERATION FOR
SAID WORK. LAUGHYOURHEADOFF.ORG IS ALSO NOT LEGALLY LIABLE IF SOMEONE
SUBMITS A
STOLEN WORK CREATED BY ANOTHER AUTHOR. IN SECTION B, WHICH SECTION THIS
IS, “WE”
REFERS TO THE PERSON/S OR ENTITIES RESPONSIBLE FOR
LAUGHYOURHEADOFF.ORG. THIS
IS IN CASE BILL CLINTON ENTERS THE COMPETITION. “WE” DOES NOT MEAN “THE
PEOPLE.” LYHO IS NOT
RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYONE WHO IS MAIMED, BEATEN, SLICED, DICED, RAPED,
BEHEADED, BOMBED
OR HAS THEIR CLITORIS REMOVED BY ANY ISLAMOFASCIST FREAK OR OTHER
MENTALLY-DERANGED INDIVIDUAL DUE TO THE MERE FACT THAT THEIR ARTWORK
APPEARED
ON THIS SITE. WE WILL TRY OUR HARDEST TO KEEP ANY PERSONAL INFORATION
COMPLETELY PRIVATE, AND WILL NOT INTENTIONALLY GIVE IT TO ANY THIRD,
FOURTH OR
FIFTH PARTY, OR NON-PARTY. (IF HE OR SHE EXISTS, WE CANNOT HIDE THAT
INFORMATION FROM “ALLAH,” BUT WE CAN DAMN WELL TRY OUR BEST TO
PREVENT IT FROM FALLING INTO THE BLOODY HANDS OF HIS/HER SLAVES WHO
LIVE BY THE
ERRONEOUS NOTION THAT HE/SHE [THAT IS ALLAH] IS PLEASED WHEN THEY JUDGE
PERSONS
AN INFIDEL AND THEN TRY TO MURDER THEM, THEIR OFFSPRING, OR THE WHOLE
NATION OR
CIVILIZATION IN WHICH THEY LIVE OR TO WHICH THEY BELONG. IF,
DURING THE COURSE OF THIS COMPETITION, ANY
PEOPLE ASSOCIATED WITH “WE” ARE KILLED OR MAIMED BY CRYBABY FANATICS WHO CANNOT TAKE A
JOKE, OR OTHERWISE HARMED BECAUSE OF SOME FRIGGING FATWA ISSUED BY SOME
BEARDED
MORON IN A CAVE OR A MOSQUE, THEN WE CAN GIVE NO GUARANTEE THAT ANY
SUBMISSION
TO THIS CONTEST WILL SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY NOR APPEAR ON THE WEBSITE.
ALAS, ALL
JUDGEMENTS ABOUT THE MERITS OF SUBMISSIONS ARE FINAL. THE RECORD LENGTH
FOR
LEGALESE LINGO, STIPULATIONS, WARNINGS, ENDEMNITIES, QUALIFICATIONS,
DENIALS,
AND UNINTELLIGIBLE NONSENSE LEARNED AT
because
Jihad is not a joke."