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Islamic Joke and Cartoon Contest

Cartoons in Celebration of Free Speech

And the Worldwide Resistance to Islamofascism

.THE WINNERS!
(Please Post & Forward These
Before Islamists Take Our Small Site Down)

The Holger Danske Cartoon Awards (Who was Holger Danske?) Lighthearted Category The entries Guidelines: Should be family-friendly, jovial, and generally respectful: the kind of cartoons that appear in Reader’s Digest. The intent was not to challenge or offend, but to make the reader laugh or think. (See examples.)
Clintonian Category The Entries, Guidelines: Should be sardonic, sarcastic, or satirical, and related to the political appeasement and Dhimm-witted idiocy that has bloomed since the cartoon war began. Making fun of Quislings in the media or government or   those who kill because of cartoons is most appropriate for this category. (See examples)	By Sebastian, From Denmark
Satanic Category The Entries Guidelines: would be like those of Dante (examples), who placed Mohammed squarely in hell, with his entrails hanging out. These are the kind that celebrate the freedom of the press and belief, and are not concerned with "offending" people who can't take a joke or defend their beliefs with persuasion. (See examples)	"MOshroom" By DynoMo

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The Asma b' Marwan
 Poetry Prize
(See Contest Page @Here)

SUBMISSIONS

Submit maximum 3 entries.
Any Length; Any Language
Funny or Serious; Limericks Welcome

(English Translation Requested if Possible)

Send to charlesmartel [@] laughyourheadoff {dot} org

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The Esteemed Mr. Bean Prize

For best paper on the topic:

“Humor in the New Testament and the Koran.”

Recently the beloved Mr. Bean gave a speech in defense of religious jokes, called "Every Joke Has a Victim."
It should be required reading for those queasy politicians who would trample liberty in order to appease fanaticism. For this prize, the winning essay will be under 10,000 words, in or translated into English, and one that answers the question with the best theological, philosophical and historical arguments. Any sources must be noted and the writing must be clear and organized  See more about the themes and expectations for this novel Essay contest as well as entry details.

**See Essay "Islam prohibits neither images of Muhammad nor jokes about religion," By Amir Taheri, WSJ

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The Munch-Nielsen Medal

for best original joke

Any joke submitted must be original, under 200 words (no minimum), and somehow related to Islam or Mohammed. For this category no overly crude or explicitly pornographic entry will be considered. Jokes that may offend however, are fine, as long as they are funny – funny being the main criteria by which the jokes will be judged. (Note: laughyourheadoff.org has the right to summarily decide what is and what is not crude, pornographic and/or funny. The proverbial "crossed line" is often hard to know.) See Rules for all entry requirements. (See Jokes)

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