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Below are several Limmericks by Charles Martel
(who is not elligle to win any prizes) for example:

There once was a man named "Mohommed,"
Before there were folks called "Islamic."
He liked to kill poets
And have litle girls:
"For I am a Prophet, gosh-darnit!"

There was a false prophet named "Mo,"
who acted, at times, like a ho:
"So what if they're young,
go out and git one,
for that's how religion should grow!"
Perhaps you have heard of "The Harem,"
A place for a man to prepare 'em?
The "em" being ladies
or teenies in waiting:
it's mostly a cell just to scare 'em.
The Devil can't seem to take jokes:
he snorts and he bellows and smokes.
That's just like Mohammed
when faced with a poet:
he cut off her head at the throat.

Why won't the Imams debate
the things the Koran say are great?
The Jihad, the jizya,
the Dhimmi's, the slaves --
the honest answer awaits?