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| There once was a man named
"Mohommed," Before there were folks called "Islamic." He liked to kill poets And have litle girls: "For I am a Prophet, gosh-darnit!" |
There was a false prophet named
"Mo," who acted, at times, like a ho: "So what if they're young, go out and git one, for that's how religion should grow!" |
| Perhaps you have heard of "The
Harem," A place for a man to prepare 'em? The "em" being ladies or teenies in waiting: it's mostly a cell just to scare 'em. |
The Devil can't seem to take
jokes: he snorts and he bellows and smokes. That's just like Mohammed when faced with a poet: he cut off her head at the throat. |
| Why won't the Imams debate the things the Koran say are great? The Jihad, the jizya, the Dhimmi's, the slaves -- the honest answer awaits? |