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With Apologies to Lizzie Borden

 

Old Mohammed took an axe

and gave some poet forty whacks

when he saw what he had done

he gave d'Marwan forty-one

 

Horny Mo unzipped his slacks

and gave Aisha forty whacks

by Allah, that was so much fun

he gave the girl another one

 

Mohammed's message came by fax

to give Shaheed his C-4 packs

the children had nowhere to run

they died before their lunch was done

 

Mohammed Atta planned attacks

involving several plane hijacks

when Moslems saw what he had done

they danced and sang and had great fun

 

Virgin girls with buxom racks

lie in heaven on their backs

when jihad's grisly chore is done

of girls each Muslim gets his run

 

Mohammed, pervert to the max

said, "I know what my life lacks"

he took the wife of his own son

so he could pork another one

 

Horny Hammed took his axe

and put some Jewish heads in sacks

he grabbed a widow he had won

and said, you're mine now, Jewess hon

 

Spineless journalistic hacks

are so afraid of catching flacks

from some jihadist with a gun

they duck and cover, cut and run

 

So watch your tv, eat your snacks

be good dhimmis, turn your backs

your peaceful life will soon be done

and you won't get another one

 

Mohammed's sword, Momadman's axe

Islam's the monkey on our backs

If you hate what he has done

you know you aren't the only one

 

Old Mohammed took his axe

and gave the poet forty whacks

won't you see what he has done

and give his Koran forty-one

(In case you aren't familiar with the original poem:)

Lizzie Borden took an axe

and gave her mother forty whacks

when she saw what she had done

she gave her father forty-one....

and so on.

Lizzie only murdered two people, by the way

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